Steve Curry - Out of Kontrol in Seoul Korea!

1/ Restraint: Don’t cry/argue/scream-in-his-face in public.

Also, there is nothing more attractive than a woman who is secure/mature therefore restrained enough not to go through a guy’s porno collection on his laptop. Because this usually ends up with her crying and him feeling confused because he feels more than one emotion at once (angry - guilty - angry -angry - guilty - angry-huh?- WTF?).

“If you loved me, why would you want to look at this?? Aren’t I enough for you??” <<<< this is what he doesn’t need to hear. Pretty much ever.

2/ Ambition: No one likes a gold digger. Only rich ugly old men who hate their children and who are on a misison to spunk as much money as possible before they croak ‘like’ gold diggers. Everyone else - Gold diggers just remind them of how little they have.

But don’t be too ambitious because that usually means you are a Class A Bitch.

3/ Intelligence: But don’t be too intelligent because that usually means you are a Class A Bitch. Or an intellectual dyke/feminist who is poised to declare war on masculinity at any given opportunity.

4/ Loyalty: Not just to your BF, but you need to show some loyalty to your fellow females. Girls who say “Most of my friends are male because girls are such bitches” are usually - guess what? - bitches!! Contrary to it’s intended effect, it doesn’t make you seem like a rare and desirable creature to say such things, it just makes you appear to be a girl who hates life… and while it may work during High School, boys are suspicious of this kind of declaration any time after 18.

5/ Eyebrows: Have some. They make your face work better.

6/ PMT/PMS/Hormones: 3 words. “Not”. “Their”. “Problem”.

(Ps. Also, sort of off subject but please can you not use periods as an excuse to metamorphose into a monster at the work place? Please? It reflects badly on those of us who actually want to attempt at having a career)

7/ Confidence: keep insecurities about your appearances to yourself. For some reason, boys get very annoyed by female anxieties with regards to weight and general appreance.

Why this is, will always be a mystery but one theory is that all men possess a Mirror of Erised, so they only ever see in the reflection their ideal face and body. So therefore they don’t understand what is is like to see flaws.

(but don’t be toooo confident because that usually means you’re a Class A Bitch)

8/ Have a sense of humour!: but don’t out-funny him. This usually relegates you to his ‘Female Best Friend’ category.

By having a ’sense of humour’, it generally means laughing at all his jokes and finding them genuinely funny.

9/ The most important thing you can ever know: The bed is for 2 activities ONLY. EVER: Sleep and sex.

Do not try to resolve an argument when in bed. No matter how much you huff and tut and fidget and toss and turn in accusatory irritation, your BF will win. His need for sleep will ALWAYS be mightier and greater than your need to get him to say ‘Sorry’ in a meaningful manner. And there is nothing feminism can do about this.

10/ Have morals: but dress like you don’t have any.