Steve Curry - Out of Kontrol in Seoul Korea!

Just like a late night infomercial… nice “system” dude!

MY DATE LAST NIGHT — OMG GUYS READ THIS - 32

Reply to: anon-71676183@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-05-04, 5:49PM EDT

When I did my taxes this year I found out that I spent over $14,000 on Dates last year. Most of that was spent on dinner and drinks in Manhattan. Now don’t get me wrong, I had some very good times, some great sex, some good conversations. Hell, I even made a good friend along the way, but mainly I came away from the date feeling extremely disappointed and with a lighter wallet. Date by date it’s not THAT much money but it all adds up fast!

In the past I had a habit of always grabbing the check and paying whether my date was hot or not. Whether we clicked or not. Basically I felt ashamed to let her pay. I also kept and interesting statistic and even I was suprised that only 5% of my dates even offered to pay - yes you see that right- 5%! One girl in the entire year offered to pay for the entire check. A very nice gesture. But of course I paid and doubt she was sincere. In light of all this evidence I knew I had to change some things. So, this year…..

I DECIDED TO NEVER PAY FOR A FIRST DATE AGAIN. How did I do this? Read the rest of this entry »

All,

A ‘heads up’ for you and any friends you have who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to do some local shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you.

Here’s how the scam works:
Two smokin’ hot 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are loading your goods in the trunk. They both start cleaning your car’s windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

Again - please beware!

-scurry

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It’s triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife’s not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She’s a lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
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A Qatar sheikh held up a British Airways flight at Milan’s Linate airport for nearly three hours after discovering three of his female relatives had been seated next to men they did not know.

When none of the other business class passengers agreed to swap seats, the sheikh, a member of Qatar’s ruling family, went to the pilot, who had already started the engine, to complain, an airport official said.

But the pilot ordered him and his traveling companions, the three women, two men, a cook and a servant, off the plane.

The London-bound flight took off nearly three hours behind schedule Thursday evening and around 50 of the 115 passengers missed connecting flights.

Traditions in the conservative Gulf Arab region bar women from mixing with unrelated men.

-scurry

ps. credit for the photo goes to: srhprodinc

What a pussy!! Stories like this make me laugh, even though I feel for the guy who lost his house and internet porn collection. Here’s the full story just to bring you up to speed.

‘Nerd’ taunt drove Navy man to arson
Petty Officer Russell Tavares traveled 1,300 miles to torch rival’s trailer

ELM MOTT, Texas - A Navy man who got mad when someone mocked him as a “nerd” over the Internet climbed into his car and drove 1,300 miles from Virginia to Texas to teach the other guy a lesson.

As he made his way toward Texas, Fire Controlman 2nd Class Petty Officer Russell Tavares posted photos online showing the welcome signs at several states’ borders, as if to prove to his Internet friends that he meant business.

When he finally arrived, Tavares burned the guy’s trailer down.

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Actually if you know the area it’s a cool place to hangout sometimes. There are great places like B1, Bungalow, Syd N Mel and The Spy Club. However, lurking all over are lonely, creepy, pit stained rejects of the world like you can see below getting the cold shoulder from my girlfriend. I remember seeing this guy, drunk off his ass, walking around all puffed up like a dead fish getting denied over and over. It was funny yet sad all at the same time, how could someone stoop so low? This boy doesn’t seem to have a handle on self hygiene or self confidence… because shortly after Jina blew him off he walked around the club yelling “what what? Aren’t I good looking enough? Hey am I good looking? What’s wrong with me?”.

I think your problem is… jackass, that you you need to start back at step one. TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER! ;)

I never noticed his silly pose until I posted the photos here on flickr. Spy Club is full of crazy guys full up on liquid courage. We had a REALLY fun time though, great crowd and lots of drinks to go around. haha… maybe to many drinks to go around? Models drink free and they were kind enough to keep passing me drinks all night. ;-)

Thanks for the free drinks Jina, Eedra and Alesha! Awesome night!

-scurry

Credit for this post goes to Wellington Grey at:

Who knew?

-scurry

Actually I think my iphone is badass… but so is this article from maddox@xmission.com. Check out his in depth coverage on the Apple iPhone -vs- the Nokia E70.

The full story here!